i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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