No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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