Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
