dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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