Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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