so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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