You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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