love makes seman taste better
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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