I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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