No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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