we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
