i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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