Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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