Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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