Are we in a gay sports bar?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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