yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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