shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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