FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
