wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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