I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
be right there i have to get my cape
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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