Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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