i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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