I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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