I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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