Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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