I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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