Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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