My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i just google imaged poop.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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