Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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