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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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