So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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