the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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