ya dads aren't the best wingmen
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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