She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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