wat bout pragnant strippers??
Apparently you make a good broom.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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