Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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