I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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