life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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