No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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