I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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