She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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