i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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