hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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