its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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