There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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