i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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