thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code