It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.