Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.