you win again, gameday.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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