I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
