But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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