But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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