Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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