on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Also, beer. Big fan.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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